I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
ttyl tear gas
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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