do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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