I love black thongs
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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