Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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