Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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