69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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