how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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