Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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