We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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