I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Come see our sink grown plant.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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