I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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