I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
its liver damage thursday
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