Got a toothbrush?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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