I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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