True but thats because hes a fetus.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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