How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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