Midget sex pt 2 tonight
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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