i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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