I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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