Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The air taste purple.
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