Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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