She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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