what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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