Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Watching her eat just hurts me
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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