He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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