Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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