What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You were trust falling into bushes
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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