She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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