dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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