I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
i've created a new STD.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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