yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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