Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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