is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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