i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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