You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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