We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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