People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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