your thong is hanging out like whoa
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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