:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
this just has baby written all over it
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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