well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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