dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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