We're facebook friends in real life
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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