Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
only you would photoshop your dick
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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