Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
fuck your aforementioned shoe
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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