He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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