dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
we're so committed to being not committed
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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