The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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