Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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