I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I had to cum in my sink.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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