i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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