RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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